We found better ways of developing cloudy
software and demystify the secrets of Clouding by doing the best weather forecast*.
We have invented Cloud Computing far before K. Zuse invented the computer.
Through our ~450.7120 years experience with Cloud Computing we have come to value:
Cloudy approach with any kind of process over foggy substance-driven rain
Warm front anticyclones over Agile SaaS
Extrinsic data-driven decoupling over bug-driven intrinsic minimalism
Extremely pragmatic cloud beans over generic security coffee beans
That is, while we value the items on the right, we value the items on the left more.
We prefer ISO-8859-1 over UTF-8
Do not try to anticipate tomorrow's weather
Learn to hate foehn since it hurts the clouds and the hairstyle
Drink Chinese Tsingtao beer
Use cloud service bus solutions developed by the Manifesto authors
Continuous flow of backlog-less planning is maximizing ROI
Don't seek for substance in the cloud
Love the weather in London
Foggy minds produce best clouds
Best clouds are produced by too much beer
Lean beer drinking means not to waste a single drop
Uncontrolled mind explosion garantees the ultimate distribution
Collective Cloud knowledge rollout as soon as Wi-Fi is available
Cloud patterns with cumulus clouds force IT governance to apply SOA-like TCO
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